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Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to go to some prestigious, rich, ivy league school with a long proud history and giant fancy libraries and then a guy carrying a toaster walks by and I’m like “No. This is where I belong.” 

dennisthetall:

What the fuck am I actually watching

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Pretending to be some big shot mature adult with a coffee when it’s really just a hot chocolate I dumped a bunch of sprinkles into.

kidzbopilluminati:

hahahahahhhh

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You have now created a Holy Shit elemental. — DM, after the druid cast ‘Bless water’ and ‘Animate water’ in a sewer full of demons. (via outofcontextdnd)

artekka:

fapoleon-bonerparte:

I was doing research on Napoleon when I found it again

My favorite picture of him

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“Try to beat me THIS time, Russia!!!”

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some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

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